Bejabbers!

Hi, my name is Dave, Dave the Barbarian.
Welcome, to my cave.
I'm sorry I can't tell you my real name
or else I'll have you slice you up like a loaf of bread with my Lula the Sword.
Isn't she a beauty?
Anyways, recently, I've been searching on the net about drugs
and I'm here to explore the fascinating world of Cocaine with you.